5 things I would never do that sound fun

  1. Streak across a stadium (OK, might, but unlikely)
  2. Play professional women’s football
  3. Bungie jump
  4. Skydive
  5. Crash a wedding reception

Update about the media fast: I have to do a do-over, and I’m making some slight adjustments as not reading will prevent me from getting certain work done that I’m actually a bit distressed about now. Fasts are already distressing, without adding an element of risk.